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Are you sick of those lies and tired of being ripped off by Internet "gurus" over and over again? I am ready to spit fire!

"STOP Leaving Success To Chance! Just ONE Of
These 30 Day Money Making Blueprints Will Help You
Create An Extraordinary Online Income Even If You Have
Absolutely No Money, No Website, No Product, And
Your Creditors Are Waiting To Bite Any Moment!"

If you're skeptical, that's normal and healthy. I'll show you how you can prove to yourself that my bold promise is 100% true!

Here's what Joe "Mr. Fire" Vitale, Author of "Advanced Hypnotic
Writing" has to say about 30 Days to YOUR Internet Marketing Success:

"Fantastic! I haven't seen a source of marketing know-how as good as this one in too many moons. This is a HUGE collection of proven ideas ready for anyone to take and profit with. What are you waiting for? Grab this one and make your own gold mine!"

Joe Vitale
MrFire.com

Has this EVER crossed your mind?

This whole Internet Marketing thing is hogwash. Only the "gurus" are making money. How am I, a complete newbie, with no web design knowledge, no product, no list, no nothing (with a truckload of debts to top it all up), EVER gonna make the kind of money these "gurus" say is possible? Plus, I've been burnt so many times before that I'm just sick and tired of being sick and tired!

Well it certainly has crossed mine, and I’m quite sure it has crossed yours too. Aren’t you sick and tired of hearing all those claims about being able to make “kick butt profits” online?

I’ve decided that enough is enough! It’s time to see if these so called ‘gurus’ really live up to their name. Here's a challenge I posed to virtually all the “gurus” out there:

"Hey <Guru Name Here>,

You suddenly lose all your money, along with your name and reputation, and only have your marketing know-how left.

You have bills piled high and people harassing you for money over the phone.

Plus, you have a guaranteed roof over your head, a phone line, and an internet connection for only one month.

You no longer have your big guru name or JV partners. Other than your vast marketing experience, you're an unknown newbie.

What would you do, from day 1 to day 30, to save yourself?

Joe Kumar”

Call me a heckler, marketing rebel, it’s up to you what you wanna call me. How DARE Joe Kumar pose such a challenge to the ‘Gurus’. Well WHY NOT? I’ve got nothing much to lose anyway. I’m 18 years old, and I pretty much have nothing except my burning quest to discover the TRUTH about Internet Marketing.

Honestly, I would rather tick off a whole bunch of people than have to delude myself about Internet Marketing.

I gave these ‘gurus’ a deadline to respond to. Many agreed to participate. (These guys had brass balls) Some ignored my emails, probably because they were too “chicken”, or they were too “busy” as they would like to have others believe.

Above all, I was pretty confident that my challenge would humiliate the ‘gurus’. In retrospect, I did issue some really tough conditions that they had to work under, and I was quite sure that they would fail pretty miserably, and I can then go on being convinced that Internet Marketing is a sham and scam.

I Laughed When I Saw One Marketing
Plan. I Went Dumb When I Saw Another!

D-Day.

I awoke with a smirk on my face. The first answer came in. I read it, and rolled on the floor with laughter!! Even my dog could come up with something better. What a bunch of bull. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I was about to turn off my computer when out of the corner of my eye, I saw a name that I recognized as one of the “big names” I had emailed. It must have came in while I was rolling on the floor. Time for more comic relief before I called it quits.

I clicked on it and the first sentence immediately grabbed my attention.

“Hmm…” I went on the next sentence... and this led me to the next and by the time I was done with the email, my mouth was wider than the Grand Canyon, and all I could do was sit there like a wooden dummy, stunned speechless. I think..if there was a snapshot of me at that moment, I probably looked like a goldfish.

I think using the word “genius” would be an understatement to describe the 30 day marketing plan that ‘guru’ submitted. Everything was laid out in concise detail, down to the nitty gritty. It was like “Do this, now do that, and followed by this, and at the end of it, you’ll have a full fledged, thriving Online business.

Now mind you, I have read my fair share of crappy ebooks as well as fine marketing manuals, but NEVER have I EVER seen a money making blueprint the likes of this!

I re-read the 30 day plan, looking out for “loopholes”, like having to spend sums of money in some form or another, using special programs well beyond the reach of the average person, or having to “know” certain people.

As amazing as it might sound, the blueprint was almost flawless. There and then, I knew beyond the shadow of a doubt, that if I followed the plan to a T, I was GUARANTEED to make money!

Failure was virtually impossible!

I could hardly believe what laid in front of my eyes! It was as though God had spoken.
But.. this was ONLY the beginning. MORE 30 day marketing plans started coming in, and they left me shaking my head in sheer disbelief.

They left me TOTALLY CONVINCED, that ANYONE, as long as they faithfully apply the tested and proven marketing secrets found in these 30 Day Marketing Plans, could become the next Internet Marketing Success Story.

Sure, I had received my fair share of duds and completely USELESS plans, but there was GOLD to be found in the gravel.

Here’s what I’ve done. I’ve selected the crème de la crème of the 30 day Marketing Plans and split them into 2 Volumes. This was done out of necessity, as Volume 1 alone is 535 Fat-free pages, while Volume 2 is a whopping 627 pages of pure content! These are the roses among the thorns, and they are well worth their weight in gold.

Both Volumes are in the Adobe Acrobat PDF format so you can view
them from any browser.

"Give Me and My Panel of Internet Marketing
Experts 30 Days, and We'll Radically and Ruthlessly
Transform You Into An Internet Marketing Expert
Yourself, GUARANTEED, or We'll Give You ALL Your
Money Back, and You Can Even Keep the $1094.00
in FREE Bonus Gifts As Our Way of Saying Sorry
For Wasting Your Time!"


"Joe, if you sell this manual at any price below $500, then you're a crazy, certifiably insane $%!&*."

- Jo Han Mok
SuperFastProfit.com


Here's what 30 Days to Internet Marketing Success is NOT:

• It's not another book teaching you to write an ebook.
• It's not another book asking you to buy reprint rights to other products
• It's not another book on website design or how to create a mini site.
• It's not another book trying to teach you copywriting.
• It's not another collection of FREE articles

• You will NOT need to have lots of money in the bank
• You will NOT need to be a marketing genius
• You will NOT need to talk to anyone
• You will NOT have to leave your house
• You will NOT have to deal with spam, FFAs, MLM or pyramid selling.

You ONLY need to be able to read and follow simple, easy to understand instructions!

Here's a small sampling of what you'll
discover in these marketing plans:

  • How to use ‘Limitation Disengage’ to think accurately for maximum results! Why work hard for pitiful results when you can easily outpace competitors using a simple technique? Let your competitors keep struggling. You don't have to anymore.

  • Recruit a platoon of people working for you to sell your product without paying a dime upfront. Anyone can start an affiliate program - but do you know the secret to starting a WILDLY SUCCESSFUL one?

  • The all powerful ‘early bird registration’ technique. (You can increase profits by 712% with it). Get in the buying mood before you even have anything to sell them.

  • Double your profits for LIFE with a simple thank you note. (It's more sophisticated than you think). Would you be willing to send out simple emails if you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that your profits would increase? Of course you would.

  • The “instant” product technique. (Never ever be at a loss when you need to create a product. This works all the time!) Now you'll have an instant advantage over everyone who lets fear keep them from creating profitable products.

  • What a “Traffic-Pool” is and how to locate it. (You’ll be able to fish for hot prospects for life!) Would you like more buying traffic to your website? If so then this tactic alone is worth the price of this 1162-page "30 Days To Success" powerhouse.

  • Why you can be making money with your own telephone! Don't get caught up in thinking that the Internet is the only place to make money. There are people making a quiet fortune off-line and you can't afford to miss out on what they have to teach you.

  • The lowdown on doubling the effectiveness of follow up marketing by tweaking your autoresponders. Who says you have to work harder to make more money. The Internet allows you to automate your money so make the most out of it.

  • The secret behind knowing the question, the opportunity and the answer. (Hint: It’s right under your nose). Can I be more specific? No.

  • The “breakneck” factor in Ebook production (Get this wrong and you’re screwing up the sales of any Ebook your produce). So many people steal money out of their own pockets because they simply don't know what you soon will.

  • The importance of Day 29. (It will make you celebrate on Day 30 till you blackout!). It's funny but the next 30 days will seem like longest 30 days of your life but the results of your efforts will make it all worthwhile.

  • Never before revealed auction secrets! (Trust me, you’ve never seen this anywhere). Forget the hype you've heard about making thousands of dollars with no effort using Internet auctions because you're about to learn the gritty and raw truth that almost no one is telling you.

  • Why it’s so important to “turn off the squelcher” (Do this, and you’ll be able to create products at an accelerated rate, guaranteed!) The more time you spend creating your products the less time you have to profit from them. That won't be an issue for you anymore.

  • Where to get banner free, FREE web hosting for life! (No catches, no gimmicks! It’s true!) Think you don't need free hosting? You will after you discover the little-known secrets to creating profitable business as will. You'll need a place to put them all!

  • Save hundreds of dollars on web design tools and e-publishing tools! (Almost all of them are FREE!) You don't need to hire web designers that charge you an arm and a leg for sites that don't incorporate the proven selling principles you'll learn.

  • Surefire methods to turn your newsletter into money! (Even if you have only 10 subscribers!) Almost no one is sharing this with you. Many publishers are content to simply scrape by but you deserve better and now you don't have to settle for less!

  • How to create your own ‘idea center’ you can refer to over and over again by clicking “Print”. It’s like having your own million dollar idea generator, FREE!

  • Why the ‘sit up’ is not just an abdominal exercise and why you can make money off it! Are you curious? If so, you know what you have to do.

  • What you NEVER knew about picking a domain name. (It can cost you, or MAKE you a fortune) It bothers me when I see people picking domain names just because. You should always have a goal in mind and a solid plan to back you up.

  • The one thing you need to do to get your copy to sizzle. (Do this, and you can literally triple your conversion rate) Making money is all about convincing people that your products can help them achieve results. You only have one chance to get this right.

  • An easy way to get powerful testimonials from the top dogs in your field.(And it's not just making them up which would be a felony!) The right testimonials can boost your sales through the roof. Wanna know how to get them?

  • How to churn out a killer digital product in record time! (You’ll be breaking all the ‘rules’ on this one!) The Internet is all about speed and now you can tap into that speed to deliver hot products to you absolutely any time you want to make more money.

And WAY too much more to list here...

Yes! You Too Can Be The
Next Dot Com Millionaire!

This is the Fillet Mignon of Internet Marketing. Miracles are possible when you translate the Marketing Plans from print into action!

I'll Top Up Your Fool-Proof Passport To
Success With My Unconditional Just Slap Me
And Call Me Suzy Iron Clad Guarantee!

I'll stick out my neck for you on this one. Just take ANY ONE of these 30 day marketing plans and put them to the test. If you try any one of them, and they do not make you any money within 90 days, I’ll issue you a prompt and courteous no questions asked, refund.

Also, if at any time whatsoever within the next 90 days, you feel for any reason that our product fails to live up to our promises, simply let me know and I'll immediately give you a 100% refund of your purchase price, no questions asked.

But like I said, followed to a T, these marketing plans make failure virtually impossible, so you can be pretty sure I’ll be sleeping very well at night, knowing that I’ve probably created more Internet Marketing Success Stories than having to deal with refunds of any sort.

-Joe Kumar

PS: I'd give you a lifetime money back guarantee (That's how much I believe in my product and how much it can help you), but my payment processor Clickbank.com allows a maximum guarantee of 90 days only...

How Much Is Your Internet Marketing
Success Story Worth To You?

Potentially, these 2 Volumes would be worth tens, possibly hundreds of thousands to you. Even if I priced just one 30 day marketing plan at a VERY VERY low $10, your investment for Volume #1 alone would be at the very least, $300. And this is JUST Volume #1. So I guess, an appropriate price tag for both volumes would be $597, and this would already be VERY conservative.

But, this price tag is incongruent with my personal mission statement, which is to help create as many Internet Marketing Success Stories as possible through my work, and as such I do not want price to be a hindrance to anyone who has a sincere desire to write their own success story using these plans.

So here’s how I'm intending to ethically “bribe” you:

Bribe #1: A One For One Investment ($97 Value)

I'll personally invest Volume #2 in you, if you invest in Volume #1. It can’t get any better than that. Buy one get one free! Bear in mind, that just Volume #1 ALONE has 535 pages of hard-hitting money making information. You can probably tell that the guys in Volume #1 ain’t no Internet Marketing slouches, and you wouldn’t need me to tell you that the caliber of Internet Marketing strategies these guys are giving are probably of the highest in terms of profitability and practicality.

You’ll get TWICE the money making power with Volume #2! (I might remove this “free” gift from this page anytime as I’m doing it to see if this free gift increases response. I cannot guarantee how long you’ll see this, so I urge you to act while you can still read this!)

I have every intention to sell Volume #2 for $97 all by itself.

Yet, I still think I’d be more apt to give it to you FREE for being a go-getter, so get it before I change my mind. (Just ask my Internet Marketing Colleagues how fickle I am!) Special note: All 627 pages of Vol 2 are ALREADY AVAILABLE for immediate download in the member's area.

Bribe #2) A Full Year’s Worth Of Unlimited Email consulting. ($997 Value)

You'll be able to tap into my most valuable asset– my time. Yes, you’ll get One Year's Worth of Email Consulting with me. (I’ll give you a special email address to reach me anytime). Feel free to ask me the burning questions you have when you’re trying to put these plans into action. I’ll allow you to tap into my network and use me and my personal contacts to help you achieve success in your business. (Due to the high volume of email that I receive, please allow at least 24-72 hours for me to respond to you). The value of this is at least $997, if I were to charge you for it. Never feel at a loss again! I’ll hold your hand and write your success story WITH you!

This bonus gift will go once I'm unable to handle the volume of email I'm receiving. The only way you can guarantee this bonus is by taking action now! If you come back in a few days and this bonus missing, then I am sorry, as I reached my quota, which will be really soon, as I have tons of affiliate promoting this like crazy!

Well, technically, I have given way too much. But I’m a rebel. I like pushing the limits, so since I’ve already come this far:

Let Me Throw In The Towel By Giving You My “Has Joe Kumar Lost His Friggin Marbles, Take The Whole House” Mother Of all Bribes!

Can I give you a FREE Copy of this
Automated Cash Cow you're looking
at on a silver platter?

I'll give you a generous 75% reseller rights to this very package so that you can put your investment back in your pocket with ONLY TWO Sales!

Yes, you’ll be able to use the same profit pulling copy and killer graphic design that I paid top dollar for. Plus, you can keep all the profits you make off your reseller’s website for LIFE! You’ll be paid twice a month, once on the 1st and another time on the 15th, without fail, rain or shine. (There’s one 30 day plan that outlines how you can actually start making sales very easily in a few hours! A great reason to put the Marketing Plan into action!Wink

Yes, you can turn 10 minutes a day into a lifetime of passive income!

Number of sales a day
Total Weekly revenue
Annual revenue
1
$509.25
$24,444
3
$1527.75
$73,332
5
$2546.25
$122,220
7
$3564.75
$171,108

Look at the chart! Then numbers don’t lie. Even if you’re doing Internet Marketing on a part time basis, can you do with an extra $24,444 a year? And all you need to do is just make ONE lousy sale a day!! How difficult is it to make one sale a day? Even my grandma could do it!

This could be the EASIEST money you’ve ever made in your life! It’s so simple it’s almost embarrassing.

But, to make sure you get maximum return on investment, I’ll show you exactly where to advertise for results so that you too, can be making money in your sleep! Your free reseller’s website will almost literally become an Internet Cash terminal.

Plus, you'll also receive immediate access to our Ad Toolbox which includes implied endorsements, solo ads, articles, signature files (to use at the bottom of your outgoing emails), and classified ads to make the process of making sales a breeze.

Set and forget, and profit!

How Much More is Joe Kumar Willing To Bend Over?

I'll take it further. You’ll invest only $167 $97 for the whole enchilada. (I’m giving you the whole shebang). Why am I doing this? Because this is probably the first time you’ve ever heard of me, and I do realize that it takes a tremendous amount of faith to buy something from someone you hardly know, so I want to put the money where my mouth is, and let my product do the talking. The last thing I want to come between us, is the price, so I’ve lowered it at the expense of getting a shelling from my Internet Marketing Colleagues, but I do believe with all my heart, that this will be worth it if I can help you achieve your Internet Marketing goals, and help you write your success story.

That being said and done, all that remains is for you to put a 30 day marketing plan of your choice into action, and sit back and watch your success story being created before your very eyes. The ball is now in your court.

Now only £29.95 for both volumes

Buy It Now


To Your Internet Marketing Success (in 30 Days)!

Joe Kumar

PS: I derived my marketing strategy from one of the 30 Day Marketing Plans, and it’s helping me make money in my sleep now. What are you waiting for? Someone to give you permission?

PPS: I did not say this, but I’ll swallow a cockroach (yuck!) if you don’t make any money following the marketing plans. I know it’s disgusting, but that’s how much I stand behind my product and it’s potential to help you create an online income.

You are purchasing both volumes of this publication for your own information, the sale does NOT include any resale rights whatsoever.

This product comes on a CD which will be dispatched post free on receipt of your payment.

30 Days to Internet Marketing Success:

I give up! Show me the money Now!


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